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"The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
  • "The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."
"The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."

"The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives."

$20.68

This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a badge of honor for the bold, the braless, and the blissfully unbothered.
Designed for the women who’ve been there, done that, and probably have the pelvic floor issues to prove it, The Retired Beaver Club tee is soft, flattering, and wildly inappropriate in all the right ways.

Perfect for:

  • Wine nights with the girls (or solo)
  • Bingo domination and book clubs with dirty titles
  • Telling your grandkids stories you probably shouldn’t
  • Long walks… straight past the dating pool
  • And, of course, not getting any.

Made for fierce femmes who’ve retired their beavers but not their sass, style, or sense of humor.
Because even if there’s no action happening downstairs, the t-shirt game is still going strong up top.

Warning: May cause side-eyes, snort-laughs, and conversations that start with “Oh my god, where did you GET that?!”

Introducing our Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt—a perfect blend of comfort and style. This oversized tee brings an air of casual elegance, making it an ideal choice for both laid-back outings and leisurely home days. Whether you’re lounging with friends or embracing a more relaxed office vibe, this t-shirt fits seamlessly into your lifestyle. 

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design minimizes fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft and comfortable garment-dyed fabric enhances texture.
- Made from high-quality, ethically sourced US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

 

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