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"No Action. All Relaxin' " -
"This Beaver is on Vacation PERMANENTLY" -
"The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives." -
"The Only Taco Getting Eaten is the One in My Hand" -
"The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night" -
"Still Wet. It's Called Rosé." -
"Still Proud. Just Not Plowed." -
"Sippin' Wine, Not Whining for Wood." -
"Out of Service Permanently" -
"Nowadays, the Only Balls I'm Playing with Are the Ones on the Tennis Court" -
"Nowadays, the Only Balls I'm Playing with Are the Ones at Pickleball" -
"No Traffic in the Tunnel . . . But it's Still Landscaped" -
"No More Dam Business Happening Down There" -
"The Only Thing Getting This Beaver Wet Today is the Pool" -
"Once a Busy Beaver. Now, Just Out of Wood" -
"Nowadays, the Only Wood I'm Playing with is my 3 Wood" -
"Hot Flashes Instead of Hot Flings" -
"Dry Spell? Nah. Full Blown Drought" -
"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO" -
"Closed for Business. Open for Cocktails"
