COFFEE MUGS

"Sippin' Wine. Not Whining for Wood."

This Beaver is "Out of Service. Permanently"

"No More Dam Business Happening Down There"

"The Tail is Dead, but the Sass Still Lives"

"The Only Wood I'm Playing with is My 3-Wood."

"The Only Thing Getting This Beaver Wet Today is the Pool"

"The Only Taco Getting Eaten is the One in My Hand"

"The Only Club Where Cobwebs Are Part of the Decor."

"The Only Balls I'm Playing with Are on the Tennis Court."

"The Only Balls I Play with Are at Pickleball"

"The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night."

"Still wet. It's called Rosé."

"Still Proud. Just Not Plowed."

"Once a Busy Beaver. Now Just Out of Wood."

"No Traffic in the Tunnel... But it's Still Landscaped"

"No Action. All Relaxin'"

"Dry Spell? Nah. Full Blown Drought."

"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO."