"The Only Balls I Play with Are at Pickleball"
Start your morning with a mug that says what everyone’s thinking: your beaver may be retired, but you’re still bringing the heat—one steaming cup at a time.
Perfect for strong brews and stronger opinions, this cheeky ceramic cup celebrates the glory days of your busy beaver… and the sweet serenity of early retirement.
Ideal for coffee—or a little something stronger (we don’t judge), this cheeky mug is also perfect for sipping tea while spilling it.
Sip like the legend you are—bold, sassy, and probably on your second cup before 10 AM.
Retiring the beaver? Smart. Retiring caffeine? Never.
Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for an elegant look.
- Vibrant colors from cutting-edge printing techniques.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Available in*11oz*, perfect for any drink.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
Embracing small joys
Each item is designed to blend harmoniously with your living space while adding a unique touch. We aspire to bring balance and enrichment to everyday life.