Bowling Towel, "The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night."

Just because the beaver’s off duty doesn’t mean she’s not still knocking ‘em down.

This beaver has retired from wild nights and wilder positions — unless we’re talking about lane 7 and a solid split.

This towel is for the woman who doesn’t chase men anymore… only strikes.

She rolls with confidence, curves with intention, and isn’t afraid to let a few balls fly (as long as they’re on league night).

Whether she’s bowling for trophies or just for the nachos and gossip, she shows up polished, petty, and perfectly unbothered.

Elevate your bowling experience with our vibrant and fun sports towels. Made from a blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, these towels are not only durable but also incredibly absorbent, ensuring you're always ready to keep your hands and bowling ball dry. With a playful design, they add a personal touch to your bowling bag and make excellent gifts for bowlers. Perfect for players of all ages, these towels fit seamlessly into your routine or outdoor adventures. Whether it's on bowling league night or practice our Sports Towels bring style and functionality to any occasion. Ideal for holidays, birthdays, and bowling tournaments, they are the perfect companion for every bowler. Bring a smile to your game with a towel that reflects your love for this wonderful sport!

Product features
- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for strength and durability
- Versatile for travel, gym, beach, and more
- Highly absorbent fabric to keep you dry
- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for easy storage
- Includes gold grommet and ring for easy attachment

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

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