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"Once a Busy Beaver. Now, Just Out of Wood" -
"Out of Service Permanently" -
"Sippin' Wine, Not Whining for Wood." -
"Sippin' Wine. Not Whining for Wood." -
"Still Proud. Just Not Plowed." -
"Still Proud. Just Not Plowed." -
"Still wet. It's called Rosé." -
"Still Wet. It's Called Rosé." -
"The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night" -
"The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night." -
"The Only Balls I Play with Are at Pickleball" -
"The Only Balls I'm Playing with Are on the Tennis Court." -
"The Only Club Where Cobwebs Are Part of the Decor." -
"The Only Taco Getting Eaten is the One in My Hand" -
"The Only Taco Getting Eaten is the One in My Hand" -
"The Only Thing Getting This Beaver Wet Today is the Pool" -
"The Only Thing Getting This Beaver Wet Today is the Pool" -
"The Only Wood I'm Playing with is My 3-Wood." -
"The Tail is Dead, but the Sass Still Lives" -
"The Tail is Dead. But the Sass Still Lives." -
"This Beaver is on Vacation PERMANENTLY" -
"This Beaver is on Vacation... Permanently." -
Bowling Towel, "The Only Balls Coming Down My Alley Are the Ones on Bowling Night." -
Golf Towel, "The Only Wood I'm Playing with is my 3-Wood"