Welcome to the Club
“No wood? No worries!”
T-SHIRTS
T-SHIRTS
COFFEE MUGS
COFFEE MUGS
CANDLES
CANDLES
SPORTS TOWELS
SPORTS TOWELS
Join the Sisterhood of Retired Beavers
"Caution: Dry Beaver"
$11.99
"Closed for Business. Open for Cocktails"
$20.68
"Closed For Business." Lavender Sage Scented Soy Candle
$16.95
"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO"
$20.68
"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO."
$11.99
"Done with His Sh*t" Sea Salt and Orchid Scented Soy Candle
$16.95
"Dry Spell? Nah. Full Blown Drought"
$20.68
"Dry Spell? Nah. Full Blown Drought."
$11.99
"No Action. All Relaxin' "
$20.68
"Nowadays, the Only Wood I'm Playing with is my 3 Wood"
$20.68
The Beaver's Retired . . .But the Fun is Still Wild
"Caution: Dry Beaver"
$11.99
"Caution: Dry Beaver"
$11.99
"Closed for Business. Open for Cocktails"
$20.68
"Closed for Business. Open for Cocktails"
$20.68
"Closed For Business." Lavender Sage Scented Soy Candle
$16.95
"Closed For Business." Lavender Sage Scented Soy Candle
$16.95
"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO"
$20.68
"Closed for Pleasure. Open for BINGO"
$20.68
"This Beaver is on Vacation PERMANENTLY"
$20.68
"The Only Thing Getting This Beaver Wet Today is the Pool"
$20.68
At The Retired Beaver Club, we're a sisterhood of fierce femmes who've hung up our thongs, zipped up the vault, and said goodbye to wood—but not our sense of humor.
We may not be getting laid, but we’re still getting wine, laughs, and the last word.