Welcome to the Club
“No wood? No worries!”
Join the Sisterhood of Retired Beavers
The Beaver's Retired . . .But the Fun is Still Wild
At The Retired Beaver Club, we're a sisterhood of fierce femmes who've hung up our thongs, zipped up the vault, and said goodbye to wood—but not our sense of humor.
We may not be getting laid, but we’re still getting wine, laughs, and the last word.